I’m standing right in the front row of morning assembly, and we’re all in the hall.
For some strange reason, there were red, velvet curtains hanging above the first row, and they came down from the ceiling in long, thick strips, almost touching the floor.
Then a wind blew and the curtain beside me kept slapping into me. And I pulled it off my face and it kept going at it.
And everyone was looking at me, wrestling with the stupid curtain. I remember my Biology teacher was there and she started talking about me to the entire school.
I was still wrestling with the sodding curtain. It kept trying to entangle me in its evil clutches!!!
Then I got pulled down to the ground and dragged about as the wind played with the curtain that was wrapping me up like a burrito. And I fell several times with my face smashed into the ground.
Seriously what’s wrong with my brain in the mornings.
Anyway, if you need a booster today you’re in luck! Here’s a series of awkward animal sleeping positions!! I laughed so hard in my room searching for these it’s a good thing no one’s at home to stare weirdly at me.